On the Prowl For "Birds"

happiebirdie:

weaver-z:

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man’s memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey’s paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don’t control who lives who dies who tells your story

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katelyn-danger:

corrucyst:

jaoxn:

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

onewonrun:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it’s weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

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memewhore:

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northern-punk-lad:

megabuild:

everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own

I have never seen an edit of this in my life

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play-now-my-lord:

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strzygoncze:

onlinebeast:

Tumblr comedy nowadays is just like “I was accosted by an Ape but luckily the skull appeared”

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jessepinkthem:

“who the fuck just barged in here ”

me:

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prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see

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koko2unite:

ohevoyev:

sorry. what the fuck was that?

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

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